Where the world's biggest announcements are made with a healthy dose of sarcasm and existential dread.
Join us for the most thrilling, the most electrifying, the most utterly bewildering press conferences in the multiverse!
We just announced that the apocalypse is coming, but don't worry, it's not the end of the world. Probably.
Stay tuned for our next thrilling update: "The Robot Uprising: A 404 Error"!
We've been doing this for years. Literally. Since the beginning of time.
Check out our archives, where the world's most epic announcements were made with a healthy dose of sarcasm and confusion.
Join us live for the most unpredictable, the most thrilling, the most utterly bewildering press conference of all time!
We'll be answering your questions, making promises we won't keep, and eating all the snacks.